Hilarious! 9 Words Women Use

This is an email Neal sent me this morning, it’s hilarious!

Can ALL men please print and keep in your wallet for reference!!!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

        (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

        (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

        (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in ” fine ” .

        (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

        (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

        (6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

        (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot” - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome” … that will bring on a “whatever”).

        (8) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying “F*** YOU” !

        (9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to # 3.